Let’s eat British! A Breakfast Butty , my favorite meal from yesterday

Our British inspired meals continue with a vegetarian take on the Jamie Oliver’s Breakfast Butty!

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I used tempeh bacon, eggs cooked until they could be folded, Kerrygold Dublineer cheese, and of course a healthy dose of ketchup with worchestershire sauce.
I’ve really started to like my ketchup this way- it’s tangy and sweet at the same time. A “Butty” is a sandwich, made with two soft pieces of bread. I used Russo rolls because of their buttery flavor. I like my Butty’s and I can not lie…yes, I went there.

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Happy, Cozy Saturday Night Dinner at Urban Table

It was happy because we dined with our friend Emily.

Emily had a steak sandwich and a potato soup with a super kick to it. The waiter was very envious of this soup and sammie combination.

It was cozy because 1) Emily and I sat on a comfy bench surrounded by pillows and 2) the restaurant was peaceful and quiet because everyone else in town was watching the KU game!

(note to self– always eat at busy, trendy restaurants during all major sporting events).

Did you know that John doesn't have March Madness, he has Deviled Egg Fever?

4 kinds of bruschetta! Stephy was very happy. My favorite involved strawberries and basil.

TCBY– This can’t be in my freezer section!

All last week I had been craving an Oreo Cookie Blast from Sonic. Why didn’t I just go get one you might ask? The answer is, I don’t know- time, probably. Anyhoo, I decided on an emergency errand run to Wal-mart that perhaps we should make our own Oreo Cookie Blasts with my homemade whipped cream.

After cruising by Wal-Mart’s  cookie aisle to pick-up the Oreo’s, I wheeled my cart of paper towels and TP over to the freezer section to pick up some vanilla ice cream. I was shocked to find pints and half gallons of TCBY yogurt waiting for me. Since I came to age during the 80’s and 90’s I do love myself some TCBY yogurt! It’s so hard to find TCBY frozen yogurt stores anymore (note the 80’s and 90’s reference).

I remember Mom, Lynley and I going to TCBY after school for a little pre-dinner snack. When I was 15 1/2, I walked down to TCBY at my first job to bring yogurt back for me and the other employee at the children’s book/toy store (she always ordered raspberry which I never understood). And I remember pulling up to the TCBY drive-thru during college with my roommates and buying the biggest sizes we could order (vanilla with cookie dough on top).

Standing in the aisle at Wal-mart all these memories came back to me. I had to buy some. And guess what? The freezer section TCBY tasted just the same. MAN, just writing about this makes me want some Oreos at least! Sad to say, John just informed me we are out. He blamed the neighbor’s cat, but since it never comes in the house and we don’t feed it, I’m seriously doubting this excuse.

Here’s our homemade TCBY Oreo Blasts.

Key ingredients…

Homemade whipped cream!

Dish up the Cookies and Cream frozen yogurt.

Crumble a couple of Oreo's on top of each.

Add two more whole Oreo's to each bowl. I dunked mine in the whipped cream and melty frozen yogurt.

Eating dinner with monkeys…

…and I don’t mean THE Monkees (which is impossible and quite sad now). I do mean animatronics monkeys.

John and I recently took a trip to Disneyland (and the Wonder Con comic book show. there was also a cheerleading competition and a volleyball tournament happening at the same convention center– strange fellows to be spending time together) in California.

On our first night in the second most magical place on earth our jet lag decided that eating at Rainforest Cafe would be fun. We’ve eaten at a Rainforest Cafe and its cousin T-Rex, so we knew we were about to have a sensory-overloading-dining-jungling-experience– but what the hey, it’s vacation AND we’re at Disney, right?

John ordered the cheese and basil pizza and I ordered the spinach salad AND a Sam Adams (VACATION). We sat at a “quiet” table for two next to the before mentioned monkeys and an “Aztec” temple that produced its own rainbow and was topped with Atlas holding a neon world on his shoulders.

Two things amazed us about this meal. 1) That the “atmosphere” of the restaurant was so well-timed that it didn’t drive you completely crazy. Compared to the Dallas airport, it was actually rather peaceful. 2) John’s cheese pizza tasted remarkably like a frozen pizza. Let me clarify, a frozen party pizza. You know what taste I’m talking about. It wasn’t bad if you like the party pizza flavor (and I do) but shocking because it wasn’t 10 pizza’s for $10’s (it wasn’t even close to $10’s).

We discussed our plans for vacation: Which rides? How many times would we ride Star Tours? (10) Our excitement for the comic book show and seeing our very good friends the Janssens.

First night of vacation called for a treat (you know me, every night calls for dessert). There was only one dessert of choice for us that night at the Rainforest– The Chocolate Volcano. Was it the chants to staff yelled over the “thunderstorms” as they brought your dessert to you or the mountain of chocolate? It didn’t really matter– it’s a chocolate volcano!!

Where's the real fire, man?

I think I'm going to have to have another Sam Adams if' i'm going to eat all of this.

Was there a real sparkler on top? No. Could we eat 3 pieces of cake, two scoops of ice cream and two scoops of whipped cream with hot fudge icing? Sadly, no.

But we did our best for our first night of vacation. I’m sure that if we would have tried to eat this on our last night of vacation we could have eaten the whole thing–alas, it was night one. John did give our fake sparkler to a table with two little boys and only one sparkler. That’s my sweetheart for you.

Sunday Night Dinner: Let’s eat British all Month! Will and Kate Beer and Barley Pie

A photo from Jamie Oliver's Great Britain

So my good friend Kendra gave me Jamie Oliver’s new cookbook, Great Britain. This was a very kind and generous gift because 1) I love British food 2) I love Jamie Oliver’s recipes and 3) I can’t get this cookbook in the US.

This means that, yes, I have to do metric conversions in order to use the cookbook, BUT that’s what APP’s, the internet and good old-fashioned guesstimation is good for, right?

So far I’ve made Crumbliest Scones, Breakfast Buttys (veg of course) and Will and Kate’s Beef and Beer Pie (substituting a few things to fill in for the beef). I’ve decided that March is “eat British” food month at our house, so get ready for a few United Kingdom inspired meals. This will be no surprise to any of my family members as I have been an anglophone since I was thirteen.

Something I love about the Brits is that when they make a savory “pie” it’s pretty much straight up one filling. Where we Americans will throw in carrots, celery, peas, and other things with our chicken, pork and beef pies, they stick to the base ingredient and add just a little something extra.

Mr. Oliver spiced his up a bit with the gravy ingredients which helped for my vegetarian version. I have to admit that I was really nervous about making pie dough using the conversion calculator. Pastry dough is tricky, finicky and pretty much by the book cooking. So if anything was going to go wrong, the pastry dough stood a strong chance of going awry. It didn’t, thank the cooking gods, so John got to have dinner and no kitchen meltdowns occurred.

Here’s how I made a vegetarian version of  Will and Kate (and yes that stands for THE Will and Kate) Beer and Barley Pie.

First, I substituted shiitake mushroom based Field Roast for beef. I used one quarter loaf and sautéed it crispy then set it aside.

I halved the filling on Jamie’s recipe (so I actually converted then halved it– I’m a crazy person). This worked out well for the 9-inch pie pan I was using. I mixed chopped 1 chopped red onion, 1 cup of portabella mushrooms, and a tablespoon of thyme, a tablespoon of rosemary and 1 bay leaf. With a dash of salt and pepper, I sautéed them for 10 minutes in 2 tablespoons of olive oil.

After the 10 minutes were up and the vegetables were nice and soft, I added the stout beer. I, of course, went with Guinness. One of my most favorite beers ever was a Guinness I had before I saw Romeo and Juliet at the Globe in London. After converting about 3/4 of a cup seemed right. I also added 1 tablespoon of tomato puree or diced tomatoes, 1 heaping tablespoon of flour, and 3 cup of vegetable broth. It looked like this after I stirred it all together.

You let it simmer on low (with the lid on) for 30 minutes. While it was cooking, I made the pie dough. Because the Will and Kate pie called for Suet (beef fat lard) and there wasn’t a sure-fire way around it, I choose to use another of Jamie’s pie savory pie dough recipes. This one was butter based and I’ve made a couple butter based pie doughs before so I felt a little more confidant about it.

This called for 2  1/4 cups-ish of flour, 2 sticks of butter, pinch of sea salt. Being the old-fashioned girl that I am I tend to do everything by hand, so I pinched my salt, flour and butter together, but you can, as Jamie suggests, just zap it in the food processor until the mixture looks like cornmeal. Then dump the loose mixture out on the a clean surface and make a pile, then a well in the middle of the pile. I added around 6 to 8 tablespoons of ice-cold water to the well. Carefully mix it together using your fingers until the dough comes together into a rough ball. Don’t get it too wet, dry is better! Then place in a floured bowl, cover with plastic wrap and “pop” it into the fridge for at least 30 minutes or until ready for use. The plastic wrap and the cold will help it come together in the end.

Scruffy ball of dough

Once my vegetable and beer mixture had cooked for 30 minutes, it was time to add a 1/4 of a cup of pearl barley. Stir it in (the mixture should be thickening) and put the lid back on for 30 more minutes on low.

When the 30 minutes are up, take the lid off and cook for 15 minutes more. Things should be really thick by now.

When the 15 minutes are up, add 2 tablespoons of tamari or Worcestershire sauce, 2 teaspoons of a mustard with some kick to it, and 1/4 of a cup of shredded cheddar cheese. Stir and remove from heat then mix in your cooked Field Roast (don’t forget it!)

Now it’s time to see if your pastry came together in the fridge. I will admit my dough needed a little more help, so I added 2 more tablespoons of water to moisten it. Cut your dough in half and roll it a 1/2 inch thick on a floured surface. I say 1/2 inch, but butter based dough isn’t stretchy in a rolling-pin kind of way, so close enough is good enough. Then cut to fit your pie pan.

Two hearts for two royal sweethearts

Add your filling.

I dotted mine with butter to help make up for the loss of the beef fat.

Now it’s time for the top crust! Same as before, but make sure to seal the edges to your bottom crust. Again, butter based dough makes this a little harder to do, but close is good. Use one egg and paint a light egg wash on the top crust then bake at 350 for 50-60 minutes or until slightly golden brown.

Yes, I’m going to say it, this pie is truly fit for a future king or Mr. Young the King of my heart…I’m glad  the most important one of them got to enjoy it!

I did finish off the stout and made a scrappy version of the English classic mushy peas along with sides of carrots and boiled potatoes! Jolly good if I do say so myself.